Behold! The Worm That Looks Like a Penis!
Ever wondered what a living, breathing penis would look like? Me too! Well, we finally have our answer.
Allow me to introduce Priapulid, A.K.A. the penis worm. The name actually relates to the Greek god of fertility because...well, duh. This mud dwelling (and mud eating) worm has no redeemable journalistic exploration except for the fact that it looks like a penis. That alone makes it worthy of writing a few sentences about.
Did I mention this worm looks like a penis?