If Alexa Was Mexican
Me: Alexa, where is the nearest McDonald's?
Alexa: Don't waste your money - hay comida en la casa.
Me: Siri, tell me something sad.
Siri: There was a little boy. He dropped his elote.
Me: Alexa, tell me something scary.
Alexa: Once, a Mom told her daughter to turn off the frijoles...AND SHE FORGOT.
Me: *Starts crying.*